Wednesday, December 30, 2009


This is the final clue. Ange you need this one to win. If you got what it takes guess on this post.The suspects are here, pick which. But first I will give you more knowledge. The criminal uses swift moves. He craves money. He is working among people that obey his every command. He will do everything do make this crime work. The suspects I cannot tell you. You must find them in my latest posts. Remember it could be any body.


As we drove around town we talked to the townsfolk. Lady Neuralgic said that we were rude. So she punched Sammy right in the nose. Rich people these days. A saw a white figure run across the park, sadly I didn't have a camera with me. I suspected a criminal in this mile. But I was in a very busy highway. I didn't get ANY info this time.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


The Cook George, swears that he didn't do it. But I think he did it regarding his past. He's a criminal. I got no evidence, but he did get arrested once. Here's a picture of the one time he got arrested. More evidence and or clues soon.

Monday, December 28, 2009


The remote was stolen at 8:50. It was stolen at 1122 Jackson Ave. I think it was Fredrick Ryans, their next door neighbor. It could also be Mr. Sheller, their grounds man. Also all of the staff are suspects. But what can I say they live in a mansion. There will be more clues,[and suspects!] soon. I got this from Vicky too.

Sunday, December 27, 2009


Welcome. This is the last chance to get points for the contest. And this one is worth 1000 points. This is also very hard. All you have to do is say who did the crime. Patrick here. But that's Detective Patrick to you. My costumers call me Agent Patrick. A tall drink of water walked right in the door. "What's you name doll?" "Vicky." Vicky said. "Somebody stole my 24 carrot gold remote control." She said. I bust out in laughter. I managed to spit out "a remote control", but nothing else. "OK you got any clues?" No."TO BE CONTINUED...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

SV 9

OK. I know this looks like a lot but you only have to name the red one. Choice 1 Archer. Choice 2 Speedy. Choice 3 Little John. Leave comments! S and V and C are tied with 200 points. All others follow with 0 points. Patster out! UPDATE: CHRISTMAS EVE I'm at Jackays and I'm havin' fun! I will be posting in different colors at different times. UPDATE: HAVIN' MORE FUN!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

SV 8

Wassup!? Any way you're gonna have to check out Almost Time for contest rules. Choice 1 Superstar Dreamguy. Choice 2 Musical Master. Choice 3 Star McStar. Leave comments!

Monday, December 21, 2009

SV 7

Patster is here! Check out ALMOST TIME for contest rules. Choice 1 Glamer Guy. Choice 2 Guy Of Glamer. Choice 3 Bling Bling. Score, V 200 S 200 C 100 J O A 0. Come on Jack-ay and Ange leave some comments your still in it!

SV 6

Wassup, Patster fans? Read Almost Time for the rules of this contest. Choice 1 UFO-Man. Choice 2 Su-Brain. Choice 3 Sub. Comment your answers. Patster McDude out!

Friday, December 18, 2009

SV 5

Welcome. This is SM 5. It as the same thing as the SV's but with 2 monsters. Just check out almost time in December for the contest rules. Choice 1 Ron Synchron and Jake Synchron. Choice 2 Steam Synchron and Funky Synchron. Choice 3 Road Synchron and Junk Synchron. Peace out home dog! [ I stole that from Fred.]

SV 4

Patster in the house! Check out Almost Time for the contest rules. Any way, choice 1 The Dude. Choice 2 Jack-Man. Choice 3 TNT. Steve is ahead with 200 points. Christine and Victoria are tied with 100 points. Great come back guys!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

SV 3

Wassup!? This is Patster! Any way check out Almost Time in December. But Choice 1 Tarzan. Choice 2 Body Builder. Choice 3 Guy. Patster out!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

SV 2

Welcome. This is da Patster! Check out Almost Time in December for the rules of the contest. Anyway here is the picture. Choice 1: Atomic Atom. Choice 2: Hush. Choice 3: Dane Cook after being in a fire. So far the score is V 0, S 200, A 0, C 0 J 0. Catch up with Steve guys!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

SV 1

Wassup? This is the SV 1. A contest if you will. Look at the post after this and you'll know what I'm talking about. Anyway... Choice 1 Bodybuilder. Choice 2 Killer Croc. Choice 3 Bane. Patster out!

Almost Time

Almost time... time for what you ask? Christmas! But I got a contest. Whoever guesses the correct villain gets 100 points. Whoever gets the most points be Christmas gets to ask me questions on a post. Choice 1: Harly Guy. Choice 2: Kiddler. Choice 3: Foaker. Comment now! Or email me. Patster out.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Peview

WELCOME 1 AND ALL! You know reviews? Well i'm peviewing lego's. Lego. It's 9.9 out of 10. Lego is what i want for Christmas. Oh and Jack-ay i know what you got me for Christmas. I got clues. 1st I guessed lego's mom said nor did anything. When i said webkinz she smiled. So I know Jack-ay. Main point is I like lego's. Patser out.

Sunday, December 6, 2009


200. A very high number,[not]. But... if I get 200 views and 200 ratings on all of my Lego Alfred Dies series I will make 200 posts, in 1 month! So what do you say? If you like my posts AND youtube vids then DO IT DO IT DO IT!Patster out.

The 5 Stories Of December

Welcome important readers! You know how I made that fly guy story? Well 4 more are coming soon! HINT: Look at the picture for hints about the next 4 stories. P.S They will all be made in December. Patster out.Oh and the 1 i made before counts as 1 of the 5.

Big Brain Small Brain

WARNING:This may anger female readers. Welcome readers! I got some news: male's are smarter than female's! "How do you know this Patser"? I'm glad you asked. On Brainsurge , [a show] more boys have gotten to level 2 and 3 than girls. See yah!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Tale Of Fly Guy

Welcome. Tis the tale of fly guy. Once upon a time there was a lad named Jake G. Rye, in 8th grade. A great scholar and acrobat. But in times that he was in villains were upon them. Jakes' family was poor, and Sheriff John Wilkins was no help. On a fine spring afternoon it happened. In science glasses in a study to create fly's something went wrong. The machine zapped Jake! He then became one of the hero's of nature. He battled many villains, was liked by villagers and won a spot in history. At long last at age 87 he died in a joust. END. Patster out!

Sean To The Top!

A good dancer is mwa! I dance so good that i made the Koala Holiday Dance Remix coming tommorow. Patster out!

Friday, December 4, 2009


IWANT A THERMAL CAMERA!! If you know a person with a thermal camera, or own one please contact me by email or comment, my email is See yah!

New And B-E-T-T-E-R

Wassup? This is Patster,[duh]. I had a painting it was bad! [I know you think I'm not telling the truth but I am], now here is the new version. See yah.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Akward Pic

Hi. I've seen some akward pics. But this is my akward pic hope ya like! Patser out! Oh and Renan if you see this please leave my a comment!

What I Will Look Like In Hollywood

Hello. This is the Patster. And this will be me in a few years. Patster out!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

John Lunnington

John Lunnington. He's ugly boring and anoying. He stinks! He is from France. This is him.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Sorry... well sorry for not tellin' you what C.C. stands for. It stands for Christmas Countdown! Well i did tell you about it a little while ago.

First Day Of The C.C!

Hello this da Patster. By da way my email is . So todays da day. The C.C. is among us send me a email and enjoy December!

Monday, November 30, 2009

The Real Birthday Of Mom

Hello.This the real birthday of my mom.Leave a happy birthday comment to her.Enjoy her fav pic I ever did.Enjoy.Patster out!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tell Everybody You Know!!!!!

Wassup? Once again tell everybody you know 'bout my website. Tell 'em that my website is, don't tell 'em 'bout the coma or this. Patster out.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

My Christmas List

Hello! This is the Patster! In holiday colors! Well, a lot of people want my Christmas list so here it is. Elec. is short for electric, pep. is short for peppermint.Sig. is short for signature. Web. is short for webkinz.Sta. is short for station. And iwant the kind that bikers wear and I'm talking 'bout the leather jacket.NOTE THIS NOT A COMPLETE LIST OF WHAT IWANT.PATSTER OUT!

My Dad!

Ever wonder what my DAD is like? Well this is your lucky day!'Cause I'm gonna tell you 'bout him. First he likes red is irritating. He is annoying and BALD. Almost famous, a computer geek and a plain text boy. Patster out.

Noah Oh Why Did You Get It Wrong!?

Oh Noah why did you get it wrong? No idea what I mean? Well, on Brainsurge [a tv show] Noah second level he had to awnser what was the name of the villain? It was Soacker, and he said Crazy Man. What a mistake! I now hate him.

A World Premiere.

Wassup? A world premiere is comin' on at 8o'clock on channel 30 or 518. It is called imove out. It is gonna be good. Patster out!

Prepare For The Christmas Countdown!

Prepare for the Christmas Countdown!"But what is the Christmas Countdown"? I'm glad you asked!The Christmas Countdown is a countdown till Christmas, but there's more! Every day i post 1 or more posts a day but there's even more! On Christmas day I will post 1 or more posts every hour! Patster out!

3 New Heros

Wassup? I got 3 new hero's.One is the Body Builder.The other 2 are the Quickster and the eater.B.B is really Rick Skepe,the creator of skepe.Q. is really Pat Q. Bentham, who has 66 gold medals at running.E. is really Will C. Kelsy, the best eater in the M.L.E. Well that's my story.Patster out!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Leave Comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave me comments!Also please be a follower!"But what is a follower"?I'm glad you asked.Being a follower is just another way of saying you love my website.So be a follower!

My 15th

This is mt 15th post! Well, I have a some new vids coming today. They are calledLego Alfred Dies. Search that and you will get a ton of search resalts. But mine are done by patrickboese.Patster out.

A P Ad

Patster here! This a P ad or a Pad. What this is is a reminder to tell your friend or friends.LOL.Anyway tell some buddy,well I guess that was the bottom line.See yah!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Dane Vs. Dane

Coming soon a video called Dane vs. Dane.Probably near Christmas.Hear's a picture.

Patster out.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Happy Birthday Mom!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!This is her favorite vid that is not blocked.ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Slick Vid

Hello.This is the Patster.Check out this slick vid.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Alien's Are Real![But They Are Friendly]

Aliens are real!But they are friendly!There has been prof.In Roswell,New Mexico years ago.A UFO crashed and it is now in a army base.THE END.Short story eh?Patster out!


Hello viewer son.I am now Japanese.Ha,just kidding and you really bought that!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Any way here is a bio on my friend Timmy clap clap clap.Likes:football,green. His favorite number is 999,99,999.Patster out!

Come To My Concerts!

Wassup?I am in green!Anyway come to my concerts,I will update you for every concert I have.Stay tuned!Paster out!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Welcome All Newcomers!

Once again WELCOME ALL NEWCOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This the Patster,my real name is Patrick.This is a cool website!It will have a lot more posts in the future.Feel free to tell your friends it is no secret.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Michael Jackson Rules! And So Does Thriller!

M.J was the greatest guy that had videos[And forest fire is not bad either].Check out his best video.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

A Heart As Pure As Snow

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!Patrick here.First change of plans on the cemetery thing.I'll probably do that sometime soon.2nd i got a snowman on Webkinz.That's why i had this title.Check out this drawing.See ya soon.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Who's In So Far

UPDATE Ding Ding Ding.So far Timmy and Arame plus me are on the team. I plan to ask the other boys to.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Check Out My Video

Guess what i have made a youtube video!It's called Dinner Date-A Patster Film. Check it out dudes and dudets.It's an awesome movie, please rate 5 star.

Also send me emails about more haunted places in Brighton. My email is

Mount Hope Cemetery

Hi! I'm Patrick the head investigator of the P team.I will be going to Mount Hope Cemetery on Oct. 24Th 2009.It has a long history of paranormal reports.Very famous people are buried there.Fredrick Douglas, Susan B. Anthony.Timmy,Cole,Renan and Anna will probabiy be on the team with me.It was made in 1838.Stay tuned for more P team cases.