Wednesday, December 30, 2009


This is the final clue. Ange you need this one to win. If you got what it takes guess on this post.The suspects are here, pick which. But first I will give you more knowledge. The criminal uses swift moves. He craves money. He is working among people that obey his every command. He will do everything do make this crime work. The suspects I cannot tell you. You must find them in my latest posts. Remember it could be any body.


As we drove around town we talked to the townsfolk. Lady Neuralgic said that we were rude. So she punched Sammy right in the nose. Rich people these days. A saw a white figure run across the park, sadly I didn't have a camera with me. I suspected a criminal in this mile. But I was in a very busy highway. I didn't get ANY info this time.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


The Cook George, swears that he didn't do it. But I think he did it regarding his past. He's a criminal. I got no evidence, but he did get arrested once. Here's a picture of the one time he got arrested. More evidence and or clues soon.

Monday, December 28, 2009


The remote was stolen at 8:50. It was stolen at 1122 Jackson Ave. I think it was Fredrick Ryans, their next door neighbor. It could also be Mr. Sheller, their grounds man. Also all of the staff are suspects. But what can I say they live in a mansion. There will be more clues,[and suspects!] soon. I got this from Vicky too.

Sunday, December 27, 2009


Welcome. This is the last chance to get points for the contest. And this one is worth 1000 points. This is also very hard. All you have to do is say who did the crime. Patrick here. But that's Detective Patrick to you. My costumers call me Agent Patrick. A tall drink of water walked right in the door. "What's you name doll?" "Vicky." Vicky said. "Somebody stole my 24 carrot gold remote control." She said. I bust out in laughter. I managed to spit out "a remote control", but nothing else. "OK you got any clues?" No."TO BE CONTINUED...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

SV 9

OK. I know this looks like a lot but you only have to name the red one. Choice 1 Archer. Choice 2 Speedy. Choice 3 Little John. Leave comments! S and V and C are tied with 200 points. All others follow with 0 points. Patster out! UPDATE: CHRISTMAS EVE I'm at Jackays and I'm havin' fun! I will be posting in different colors at different times. UPDATE: HAVIN' MORE FUN!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

SV 8

Wassup!? Any way you're gonna have to check out Almost Time for contest rules. Choice 1 Superstar Dreamguy. Choice 2 Musical Master. Choice 3 Star McStar. Leave comments!

Monday, December 21, 2009

SV 7

Patster is here! Check out ALMOST TIME for contest rules. Choice 1 Glamer Guy. Choice 2 Guy Of Glamer. Choice 3 Bling Bling. Score, V 200 S 200 C 100 J O A 0. Come on Jack-ay and Ange leave some comments your still in it!

SV 6

Wassup, Patster fans? Read Almost Time for the rules of this contest. Choice 1 UFO-Man. Choice 2 Su-Brain. Choice 3 Sub. Comment your answers. Patster McDude out!

Friday, December 18, 2009

SV 5

Welcome. This is SM 5. It as the same thing as the SV's but with 2 monsters. Just check out almost time in December for the contest rules. Choice 1 Ron Synchron and Jake Synchron. Choice 2 Steam Synchron and Funky Synchron. Choice 3 Road Synchron and Junk Synchron. Peace out home dog! [ I stole that from Fred.]

SV 4

Patster in the house! Check out Almost Time for the contest rules. Any way, choice 1 The Dude. Choice 2 Jack-Man. Choice 3 TNT. Steve is ahead with 200 points. Christine and Victoria are tied with 100 points. Great come back guys!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

SV 3

Wassup!? This is Patster! Any way check out Almost Time in December. But Choice 1 Tarzan. Choice 2 Body Builder. Choice 3 Guy. Patster out!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

SV 2

Welcome. This is da Patster! Check out Almost Time in December for the rules of the contest. Anyway here is the picture. Choice 1: Atomic Atom. Choice 2: Hush. Choice 3: Dane Cook after being in a fire. So far the score is V 0, S 200, A 0, C 0 J 0. Catch up with Steve guys!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

SV 1

Wassup? This is the SV 1. A contest if you will. Look at the post after this and you'll know what I'm talking about. Anyway... Choice 1 Bodybuilder. Choice 2 Killer Croc. Choice 3 Bane. Patster out!

Almost Time

Almost time... time for what you ask? Christmas! But I got a contest. Whoever guesses the correct villain gets 100 points. Whoever gets the most points be Christmas gets to ask me questions on a post. Choice 1: Harly Guy. Choice 2: Kiddler. Choice 3: Foaker. Comment now! Or email me. Patster out.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Peview

WELCOME 1 AND ALL! You know reviews? Well i'm peviewing lego's. Lego. It's 9.9 out of 10. Lego is what i want for Christmas. Oh and Jack-ay i know what you got me for Christmas. I got clues. 1st I guessed lego's mom said nor did anything. When i said webkinz she smiled. So I know Jack-ay. Main point is I like lego's. Patser out.

Sunday, December 6, 2009


200. A very high number,[not]. But... if I get 200 views and 200 ratings on all of my Lego Alfred Dies series I will make 200 posts, in 1 month! So what do you say? If you like my posts AND youtube vids then DO IT DO IT DO IT!Patster out.

The 5 Stories Of December

Welcome important readers! You know how I made that fly guy story? Well 4 more are coming soon! HINT: Look at the picture for hints about the next 4 stories. P.S They will all be made in December. Patster out.Oh and the 1 i made before counts as 1 of the 5.

Big Brain Small Brain

WARNING:This may anger female readers. Welcome readers! I got some news: male's are smarter than female's! "How do you know this Patser"? I'm glad you asked. On Brainsurge , [a show] more boys have gotten to level 2 and 3 than girls. See yah!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Tale Of Fly Guy

Welcome. Tis the tale of fly guy. Once upon a time there was a lad named Jake G. Rye, in 8th grade. A great scholar and acrobat. But in times that he was in villains were upon them. Jakes' family was poor, and Sheriff John Wilkins was no help. On a fine spring afternoon it happened. In science glasses in a study to create fly's something went wrong. The machine zapped Jake! He then became one of the hero's of nature. He battled many villains, was liked by villagers and won a spot in history. At long last at age 87 he died in a joust. END. Patster out!

Sean To The Top!

A good dancer is mwa! I dance so good that i made the Koala Holiday Dance Remix coming tommorow. Patster out!

Friday, December 4, 2009


IWANT A THERMAL CAMERA!! If you know a person with a thermal camera, or own one please contact me by email or comment, my email is See yah!

New And B-E-T-T-E-R

Wassup? This is Patster,[duh]. I had a painting it was bad! [I know you think I'm not telling the truth but I am], now here is the new version. See yah.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Akward Pic

Hi. I've seen some akward pics. But this is my akward pic hope ya like! Patser out! Oh and Renan if you see this please leave my a comment!

What I Will Look Like In Hollywood

Hello. This is the Patster. And this will be me in a few years. Patster out!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

John Lunnington

John Lunnington. He's ugly boring and anoying. He stinks! He is from France. This is him.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Sorry... well sorry for not tellin' you what C.C. stands for. It stands for Christmas Countdown! Well i did tell you about it a little while ago.

First Day Of The C.C!

Hello this da Patster. By da way my email is . So todays da day. The C.C. is among us send me a email and enjoy December!