Saturday, July 31, 2010


The Orichalcos contest has been cancelled!It might happen some time soon, but for now it's cancelled.

Friday, July 30, 2010

It's Fun To Eat At B-U-R-G-E-R Palace!

Take a look at some of the burgers we have here at Burger Palace!

Who Will Win, Black Magician vs. Blue Eyes White Dragon

Who will win? Black Magician vs. Blue Eyes White Dragon Leave your answers in the comments!

A Big Histroy Of Ice Cream

I challenge you to comment hat I wrote!

Some GIGANTIC Ice Cream

Hi! Here are a few BIG ice creams!

May The Sauce Be With You!

Yo! Yo-Da that is! Yoda pizza! That a look, (or a slice!)!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Greg On Poptropica

Here are some pictures of Greg Heffly, and 1 is the picture of the new book.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Strange Tale Of James Blond

Once upon a time, there was a worthless, pathetic, lazy, and untalented dumbhead named James Bansamjamerwamin, ( ban-sam-jam-er-wham-in). He was unemployed, because he was to lazy to get a job. But it all changed on October 27th at exactly 11:22 PM. He was sitting at his motel room. But then, a meteor struck the motel. He yelled, " Oh my god! What the heck! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He and the other motel residents where transformed. Unfortunately for James B., he did not get any super powers but instead, he got incredibly amazing knowledge, and amazing hand-to-hand combat abilities. Unfortunately, for the city, 4 of the residents were minor criminals. But they're not so minor any more. James decided to use his new found powers to help the city. He said, " I'm gonna join the Spyz." After 5 minutes of driving and 10 hours of looking he found their hidden underground HQ. A guy came over and talked to him. He said, "You can join... as an unpaid intern." "You can take down a random robber who shots people for no apparent reason." James Bansamjamerwamin left. With a tux. He found the robber. The robber shot at him, and missed. Then James took a out a gun that was in his tux, and shot at the robber. But he didn't miss. He said, "I'll call myself, James Blond!" 50 years later, James was killed because he was tired of his life, and jumped of a bridge. THE END

Some Pacman Fun

I was on my computer and found quite a few Pacman games. Such as Pacman, Ms. Pacman, and World's Smallest Pacman. Check out the screenshots I took.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples! T.M.N.A.

Teenage mutant ninja apples, assemble! Create... a giant pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Blue Eyes Tournament

Hey. I'm having a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament. Here are the people who are in it, Me, Steve, Victoria, W.A.J., Cole, and Timmy. It will be sometime around August. It's called the Blue Eyes White Dragon Tournament. There are rules that I will show you later. Good luck to those who are in it! Oh yeah, and here are the first round match ups. Match 1: Steve vs. Victoria. Match 2: Patrick vs. W.A.J.. Match 3: Cole vs. Timmy. Good luck W.A.J., you're gonna need it!

UPDATE: It is going to happed on June 10th! With new players. Me, Timmy, Cole, and Sam. Bring it on!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Orichalcos Contest, Tell Your Friends!

Welcome. May you all, have good luck at the Orichalcos Contest!!!!!!! From now until the end of the month, you can make Orichalcos Pictures. Now, I'm pretty sure none of you have seen the original Yu-Gi-Oh. But in season 4, some people worked for the Orichalcos. And when they used it, a "star" appeared on their forehead. So, you guys have to make characters with Orichalcos symbols on their foreheads. Their will me a winner, and two runner ups. The prizes are a mystery. If you are a talented drawer, I'll allow you to draw it on paper, and send it to me. If you are REALLY talented, you can draw the seal using paint. If you are a kinda good drawer, you can draw the character and "import" a seal on the character. If you cannot or don't feel like drawing, you can import the character and seal. If you require any assistance, just contact me through email, or just comment on this post and I'll tell you through comment. If you require any pictures, just email me. My email is I found one example, the other I did myself, and the other one is the Orichalcos. All pictures must be given to my through email, or regular mail. Good Luck!!!!!

Monday, July 12, 2010

What I Dislike About School, (A Very Long Post)

Yo! Pat dude here from New York. And I gotta ask, what is the deal with New York? Why wasn't it just called York? Ba-dum-bum! Anyway, here is what I dislike about school. 1. It's always outdoor recess, (I hate outdoor recess!). 2. There can only be 4 boys 4 girls at a table, (I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate that rule!!!!!!!!!) 3. It's boring. 4. There is too much work. 5. We have to learn how to type, ( WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT? EVERYBODY IN MY CLASS KNOWS HOW TO TYPE AND AGREES THAT THAT CLASS IS USELESS! I NOW HOW TO TYPE! IF I DIDN'T, HOW COULD I BE TYPING THIS?) if I ever tell you the uncensored version of that you would, gasp and fall down. 6. We are forced to do sports, ( playing sports is fun. Being forced to play sports isn't.). 7. If you're smart, they make you do EXTRA work if your smart, ( WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT?!!!?? IT'S SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF CRUD!!!!!!!!!!!!) 8. Too many subjects. 9. Too many units in math, (there are 9.). 10. I go there 8-5 a week, and I never learn what I want to know. 11. I waste 99% of my life in that trash heap. 12. Most of the stuff we learn is useless to to us boys, ( 99.9% of school is POINTLESS to the people in my band including me. When are you gonna need to know that people came to America. They teach me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system because a memorise the utterly useless facts for the tests than I forget most of them. In the words of Bill Watterson, "they've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system". Coungrats teachers.). 13. We get no reward for going to school. That is all a could remember. See the comic strip above, it goes nicely with 12, (click to make it bigger.).

Saturday, July 10, 2010

What I Like About School, ( A Short Post)

Hey! It's hot down in North Carolina, ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! This post is about the stuff I liked about school. 1. The people-Timmy, Cole, Jacob, Sam etc. 2. Art. 3. Recess. 4. Playing Kickball during gym, (even though our teacher is bad at reffing.). That's it.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Instant Cereal Dessert, Just Add Chocolate Milk

Hey, hey, hey! Ever want dessert, but all you have are Wheaties and beverages? Well here's the solution! 1. Pour Wheaties in bowl. 2. Take a sweet drink from your frige, (lemonade, soda, Orange Ade, fruit punch, Kool Ade, Gatorade, chocolate milk etc.) I use and recommend, chocolate milk. 3. Pour drink in bowl with cereal. 4. OPTIONAL: Stir with a spoon. 5. Grab a straw. 6. Eat cereal. 7. Stick your straw in the bowl and drink the beverage you put in the cereal. Chow!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Norse Gods (And Goddesses)

Hey! If you've read my post about some of the Aztec Gods, (and the Goddess) you should know the deal with this post. But this time, instead of Aztec Gods it's Norse Gods, (and Goddesses). And in case you can't read Norse God Thor's effect here it is. If this card is in your deck or hand, you can summon "Norse God" and "Norse Goddess" monsters with out a sacrifice(s). You can only summon this card by halving your life points, destroying all cards on your side of the field and sending monsters from your deck to the graveyard who's total ATK points equal 10,000 or more. This card cannot be destroyed be Spells, Traps, and Monster Effects. This card can only be destroyed by a LIGHT attribute monster. I hope you've enjoyed this post!

Aztec Gods, (And Goddesses)

I made some Aztec Gods, and a Goddess Yu-Gi-Oh cards on Yu-Gi-Oh Card Maker. And in case you can't read Aztec God Quetzalcoatl's effect, here it is.If this card is in your deck or hand, you can summon "Aztec God" or "Aztec Goddess" monsters' with out Tributing. This card can only be summoned by destroying all cards on your side of the field, discarding your entire hand, paying half your life points, sending 10 cards from your deck to your graveyard, and sending 1 Level 5 or higher monster from your deck to the graveyard. This card cannot be targeted by the effects on Spells, Traps, and monsters. This card cannot be destroyed be a FIRE, WATER, WIND, EARTH or LIGHT. If this card would be destroyed you can pay 500 Life Points to special summon this card in defence mode. I hope you enjoyed these cards. I also will have to more posts involving God and Goddess cards. - Patrick

Sunday, July 4, 2010

North Carolina Is H-O-T Hot!

Bonjour! It's Patrick sweating' from North Carolina. It is like 95 degres down here! I'm so fatigue! Y'know, for some weird reason I keep getting tete aches. I merveille why! I will tell vous more later in the week. I am speaking francais because I am now French. Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

West Virginia: A Good Tourist Destination

Greetings amigos! It's senor Patreco posting from West Virginia. The hotel is awesome! The cama is so bouncy! We don't plan on getting room servicio. They incluso have an Applebee's next to the hotel. We are dejando for North Carolina today. I am speaking espanol because I am now Spanish. Just kidding!!!!!!!