Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's the thank you for? Well, it's for everyone who has ever read my blog. You guys and gals are all awesome! I just have to thank all of you for taking the time to read my blog. I owe the success of my blog to all you guys and gals! Keep reading!
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Hey! Last weekend I went to the National Soaring Museum. At the beginning, we went on this tour, (no offence to Norm, our tour guide, the tour was kinda boring 'til we got to the truck) and most of it wasn't that interesting to me because in 3rd grade, I read this really long book about the Wright brothers. My favorite part was when we got to the truck with the guillotine, (did I mention this was an airplane museum?). After that, we made wing ribs, they're totally big! When it felt like most of us where gonna pass out because of starvation, and not eating for like 4 hours, (and most of us had very little at the time 4 hours ago) they told us to go into a room with a joystick, a advanced looking thingamabobber, and FOOD! Most of us ignored the joystick and the whatsamacallit and began eating. To be honest, I didn't notice the stuff, either. After the time we spent eating, we did the flight simulator video game until we went to bed. I beat the easy, medium, and hard levels, and had a little fun and crashed into a heater. I make this sentence to commemorate the many lost lives of the pilots. Then we went to bed in the museum. Although he denies this, I think my dad was the one SNORING! The day after, we ate, made paper airplanes, then got to sit in a REAL PLANE. There's a good picture above. The other picture reminds me of my trip to The National Museum Of History. See you later, and FYI the trip to the museum was 3 hours to, and 2 hours and 30 minutes back. Staying up 'til like 1:00 is awesome!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
This is a story I dreamt up, and felt it needed to be shared. The week started out as any week should, school, break, school, break. But yesterday, oh, yesterday, was the weirdest Wednesday of my life. Mom woke me up in her exercise clothes and said "Get up, I have to walk you to school!". Now it was pouring rain outside so I spit out "No, at school they said we are walking somewhere.". Now I know that was a pretty bad lie, but later, it turned out to be true. Afterwards, I went downstairs for breakfast. Guess what it was? Fereal. Cereal with dead fish in it. I guess I'll have to go hungry 'til lunch. After I got on the bus, I felt like we got 'energized'. When we got to school, I put my stuff away, and went into the room. The first thing I saw that was weird, was that there were TWO Coles!!!!!!!!!!! Cole said, "Wow, I didn't even notice.". THAT was totally sarcasm. There were other things that were weird too, Daniel had a moustache, Ben was a British soccer player on Liverpool with a British accent, and Nate had a unusually large amount of knowledge on comic books and graphic novels. Our teacher even had a weird accent. Instead of math, our teacher made us ride motorcycles and play card games on them. After our math time was over, we had gym. The gym teachers where dressed like feather dancers. They spent the whole time showing us this weird dance with a lot of balloons and them holding their legs in the air. After that awkward class was over, we had art. We were asked to right an elevendy seven word paper about walking. The only person who knew who that number was, was a substitute student named William Jackson Richard II, who was subbing for Salman. So, that was a very boring hour. Right before recess, our teacher announced "Because it's National Walk Somewhere Day, our principal says during recess, the whole class has to walk somewhere. We will walk around the school as soon as I urinate.". With that, she left. With her computer. The second the door closed, everybody went crazy. The Coles, Ben, Nate, Daniel, a couple other boys, and myself went outside. Not outside the classroom. Outside the SCHOOL. Unfortunately, we were caught by the music teacher. He said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!?". Because he was irritated that we tried to escape school, he decided to take us on a long, intense walk. We started out strong, but then we "slacked off",(the teacher's words, not mine). Our teacher,then, passed out. The Coles said "We're gonna die out here!", then one of them said "Jinx buy me a soda!". A couple boys made a run for it. To make things worse, it started snowing. After approximately 2 days, we somehow found our way home, and the 2 Coles that had two different personalities and two different looks, turned ti one Cole. Of course some of the boys weren't as lucky.
Friday, November 5, 2010
It's time to duel! This be a battle of two legendary monsters. BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON vs. DARK MAGICIAN! Comment who will win of if it will be a TIE. If you guess the right, you get a point which will be displayed on my blog. At the end of the last battle, whoever has the most points wins a prize. So, with Blue Eyes representing Kaiba and Dark Magician representing Yugi, let the duel begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello! This week's battles: Copycat vs. Magic Hole Golem and Dark Magician vs. Blue Eyes White Dragon. Now, all you have to do is comment who will win in a battle, or if it will be a TIE. Comment Copycat if you think he/she will win, Magic Hole Golem if you think he will win, or TIE if you think it will be a tie. If you guess the right, you get a point which will be displayed on my blog. At the end of the last battle, whoever has the most points wins a prize. So, COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT!
Monday, November 1, 2010
Wazzup???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This what happened to my friend on Halloween. FYI, his name is Jason. So Jason went around his neighborhood, got two baskets of candy, heading home. On the way home, a pickup truck with teenagers and a rose. They sprayed him, aiming at the candy, but they had horrible aim, so they hit his face. So, he fell and stumbled into a pile of leaves in the street. The satisfied teenagers left. After a while, when Jason was getting up, he was hit by a child genius on a hover board. To Jason's dismay, his underwear was caught on the hover board. Like 15 minutes later, his underwear ripped. For a few moments he was filled with joy. That joy was soon broken because the radio at the house he was near was short circuiting and playing a song of a skeleton teaching small mummies how to wash their hair, (for the skeleton, washing his cranium). Then, he realized that he was on Old Mad Kogapacapupupu, (Old Man Kogapacapu for short). When Old Man K went outside to get ride of any kids trick or treating near him, he did, of course, see Jason. Old Man K started freaking out. After a few minutes of yelling and screaming to get of his lawn, K called the cops. Since Jason wasn't hearing that well, he had no chance to run before the police showed up. They knocked Jason unconscious. When he awoke, he was tied up in a chair, still in his double agent spy costume, in a tiny room, underground. Also with him was Old Man Kogapacapupupu, Officer Galleger, and Kyle Zips. Kyle Zips is the mayor and Officer Galleger was the policeman who had knocked him out. After a long interrogation, Galleger and Kyle left. While K was thinking about proper punishment, what Jason said is above. In the end, instead of pressing charges for money, Kogapacapupupu took all his candy, instead. Well Jason, maybe you can buy some candy at the Joe Mama National Mall!